Please choose from any of these three songs to experience the spark of creativity in its embryonic stage:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost and some other shmoes slurring all his prose and spaghettios acting grandiose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in women’s clothes to decompose like Derrick Rose like skanky hoes
Everybody knows a turkey by the name of Joe in from Idaho with a piccolo in a puppet show
Helps to make the season bright
lotsa tater rotten Hotten tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded so it’s best you get out of his way matzoh balls and bagels on his tray and he’s singing songs from Cabaret up the tank of Daddy’s Chevrolet
And every mother 's child 's child 's child 's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really give you the eye get “Life of Pi” like seedless rye get really high
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from here to Timbuktu and cows a-sayin’ moo and koalas at the zoo and cocka-roaches, too
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas Happy Hannukah Joyous Kwanzaa Festive Festivus to you.
I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it’s dry and ready
I’ll sell it on e-bay throw that thing away laugh at your toupée find some new cliché
Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I think I’ve gone astray can’t find words to say must cry out “Oy Vey!” ’d rather do crochet
And when you’re dry and ready
I’ll just call it a day. Hey! I’ll eat a whole buffet. Hey! I’ll jump right in the bay. Hey! Somebody’s gonna pay. Hey!
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too.
Come on, it's lovely weather and I can’t do no better than you you big dumb ding-a-ling, you and I like that sweater on you for a big Irish setter named Boo
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling, “Hey you!” “Achoo!” “So, nu?” “Elf U!”
Come on, it's lovely weather for a friend who’s fair-weather like you. Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, too. for a lifelong, inveterate shrew. with a headful of cheddar fondue.
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap, let's go,
Let's look at the show
We're riding and we got nowhere to go in a vat of pastry dough with a vague, uncertain glow and I just stubbed my big toe
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap, it's grand,
Just holding your hand hand hand hand hand
We're gliding along with a song of a wintery fairyland.
Our cheeks are nice and rosy and big red nosey dipped in anchovies born in New Josey Nancy Pelosi are we.
We're snuggled up together like a bird in a sycamore tree. like a college professor should be. so it’s just like, whatever, to me. but just don’t put no pressure on me.
Let's take that road before us and Sponge-Bob’s porous, it’s true I’m a Taurus, are you? a Brontosaurus or two here’s a thesaurus for you .
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
There's a happy feelng nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass out on the table the forty-yard line the cappicola the damn potatoes and the pumpkin pie.
It'll nearly be like a photobomb a Facebook post a Twitter feed a wallaby from Currier and Ives.
These wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives!
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, sick of mingling, you? shoppers quibbling, too. hubcaps wiggling, too. while I’m tickling you.
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling, “Yoo-hoo!"
Come on, it's lovely weather but this wasn’t so clever, it’s true. this was quite an endeavor for you. hope I caused no displeasure for you. and now this thing is finally through.